A Chance at Sanity

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figydaflygon:

okay but while those greek and roman words sound pretty scientific and all like “cephalopod” and we just go ahhh yes the scientific term for an octupus mmhm but can you imagine what that actually must’ve been like in greek:

"yooo herod look at this crazy ass sea-creature. i think it should be called a head-foot" 

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pr-otagonist asked: Do u have any tips on how to eat your arm


Answer:

dennys:

the important thing is that it’s part of a complete and balanced breakfast

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revedas:

babynatxo:

dandelionpunx:

Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go!

omg

Every woman? EVERY PERSON ON EARTH, MARS, OR WHEREVER THE HELL YOU ARE SHOULD HAVE THIS RECIPE.

revedas:

babynatxo:

dandelionpunx:

Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go!

omg

Every woman? EVERY PERSON ON EARTH, MARS, OR WHEREVER THE HELL YOU ARE SHOULD HAVE THIS RECIPE.

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jackiebuelahburkhart:

i am just very uncomfortable with the way i am perceived like there’s a disconnect between my actual identity and the identity ppl assume i have and it makes me uncomfortable and stressed out

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tlsdlrhdwh:




Anonymous asked you:





draw jade in the summer?

tlsdlrhdwh:

draw jade in the summer?

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piertotum-locomottor:

breadmaakesyoufat:

breadmaakesyoufat:

i was talking to a guy and he said “if there were no laws you could be raped at any point of the day” and i replied with “yeah and i could retaliate by stabbing the rapist, hey i mean there are no laws” and he said “rape isn’t that bad, stabbing someone is a little over dramatic” wtf.

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GUYS NO.

PAINT YOUR NAILS WITH HIS BLOOD.

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gotinterest:

ultrafacts:

simplyfascinating:

saxitlurg:

ultrafacts:

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I checked it on Google, THIS IS REAL. HOLY CRAP NO I CAN’T TAKE THIS. What do you mean, there will be no chocolate wtf. O.O GO PLANT MORE COCOA TREES NOW OHMYGOD.

It’s not just about cocoa trees, many farmers are refusing to work because they are being paid VERY low wages.

THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD SUPPORT FAIR TRADE.

gotinterest:

ultrafacts:

simplyfascinating:

saxitlurg:

ultrafacts:

For more posts like this, follow Ultrafacts (Source)

I checked it on Google, THIS IS REAL. HOLY CRAP NO I CAN’T TAKE THIS. What do you mean, there will be no chocolate wtf. O.O GO PLANT MORE COCOA TREES NOW OHMYGOD.

It’s not just about cocoa trees, many farmers are refusing to work because they are being paid VERY low wages.

THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD SUPPORT FAIR TRADE.

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chlorineblondie:

my hot topic phase never ended, it just kinda got more refined and tasteful with age like a fancy, mall gothy wine

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